5 ways you know that Aldi f*cking hates you

Aldi

This hilarious entry from Hugzilla, Five Ways You Know That ALDI Fucking Hates You, perfectly captures how I, and I suspect many others, feel about Aldi.

Your first clue that ALDI hates you is right there at the entrance: you need a fucking gold coin to operate their trolleys. This says two things:

1) we don’t believe you are a trustworthy person

2) we don’t care for your convenience, so fuck you

Apparently there is a magical ALDI amulet that enables you to operate their trolleys if you aren’t in the habit of carrying cash, or have small children that mysteriously make all your gold coins disappear. I mean that’s nice and all, but how about you just let people take a fucking trolley without scrounging around for a security deposit.

Be sure to read the entire article.

I’d never heard of Aldi, much less shopped there, until I moved to Australia. Having been overindulged at Publix, “where shopping is a pleasure” (and it is; the price tags are another story though), shopping at Aldi was a shock, and I hated it for a long time.

I still don’t love shopping at Aldi, but I certainly deal with it a lot better than I used to, and I have a better appreciation for this weird little supermarket.

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